Simplicity

“I love music! <3”
well aren’t you unique..

Hi I am Mayda, and I am addicted to being loved.

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nothing bothers me more than being told what to do in a condescending way holy shit.

you’d think that by doing people favors you’d get good karma.
instead what do you get? people asking for more favors. 

I promise to try like hell not to be a handful, but if we follow the following it should make our lives a little easier.

1. The house must ALWAYS have milk. (i can and will stare at the refrigerator crying until milk magically appears again). and it would be even better if there is chocolate nesquik in the house at all times.
2. Do not wake me up unless it’s an emergency or  i asked you to. No. seriously. I can’t emphasize this one enough. i will… just.. i’ll let you find out.
3. our house will be tricked out. idc if it’s a small apartment, i know we might be able to afford the greatest things but ikea is cheap. I want a cute colorful house.
4. Bounty wipes are not napkins. If you use them that way, great i don’t care. but… i prefer actual napkins.
5. I can and will clean. but don’t tell me to do it because i purposely wont. 
6. if i have my own room: i will use a nightlight. if we share a room: i snore. if we share a bed, try to remember which pillow is yours because i drool. also hopefully the bed is big because i tend to move, and spread.
7. I will be in my underwear 70% of the time.
8. I’m not sure if i know how to do laundry…
9. I’m not sure if i know how to cook… i mean i do. but. i forget. 
10. I forget and lose EVERYTHING, so please don’t trust me with much.
11. if we share a bathroom: I will flip my shit if i see your mess (pee drops on the toilet seat and other ~stuff~ like that)
12. it has to be cold at night. 
13. if something is bothering you about me, tell me. and don’t wait till you’re mad about it to tell me. because then you will yell. and i am stubborn and will not listen to you.
14. i need a pet {:
15. if the pet loves you more i will plot your death
16. tell me if i have a booger.
17. i need my instruments.
18. IF I SEE A BUG IN THE HOUSE YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF KILLING THAT SHIT OMFG IDC IF IT’S 3 IN THE MORNING AND THE BUG WENT UNDER THE COUCH YOUR ASS IS GETTING UP AND KILLING IT OR I WILL SCREAM UNTIL YOU DO SO.
19. we are both required to have a bat or a big stick beside the bed(s) incase we hear creepy noises.. because it has to be checked out.
20. please don’t wake me up.
21. I require ben and jerry’s strawberry cheesecake ice cream during my period, and to be left the hell alone. unless i’m feeling needy then please keep me company {: <3
22. our pooping schedules better be different if we share a bathroom. and some spray at all times because if i smell your shit i will flip shit.
23. play video games/ online games (preferably online games {{{: ) with me.

I’m sure there’s a lot more quirks of mine that you will learn as time goes on, and they’re not that hard to get used to. I’m sure you have your quirks, and i will love them and try to fit your needs as well. You wont be a stranger i’m sure, but you don’t get to really know a person until you actually live with them. It will be frustrating at first but we got thissss. lets keep our relationship the best it can be.

                                                                                        Love,
                                                                                        Mayday.

Anonymous asked: A,I,M,O,V

A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
it was a distance thing, and I couldn’t handle it.. 
I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
nah. well.. i mean i have my first and second holes for my ears.. i want to get top on left ear but that’s it..no tattoos. but it’s one of those things that i want to do before i die. lol.
M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
I am a virgin. It has nothing to do with abstinence or “no sex before marriage”. it just.. never happened? i guess lol
O. MY EYE COLOUR.
brown. really dark brown. {:
V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
I watched dumbo last night…
and if you tell me you don’t get ambushed with feelings when he sees his mom for like 5 minutes while she’s in elephant jail, you’re a damn liar.

thanks {:

greenday isn’t coming to florida..
i’ve been looking forward to this tour since august.
i’ve been looking forward to ANY tour from them since the 21st century breakdown concert.
i’m really upset.
._.
i just wanna curl up in a ball and evaporate now.

new tumblr rule: no reblogging food unless you’re going to physically bring it to me.

ugh
my obsession with weddings is seriously unhealthy

you dun goofed.

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