I like having serious talks with people.
Not only do you learn a lot about the other person but you let out a lot of things you’ve been keeping inside for a long time. I love that feeling you get when you finally get to tell someone about something you’ve kept in for so long. It’s just so relieving.
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if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything
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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...– President Barack Obama (via barackobama)
I need to meet him. and marry him.
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be hipsters
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter