October 2010
"If you like it so much, why dont you marry it?"
-become a fan-
-.- tonight is gona SUUUUUUCCCKKK
so many balls
September 2010
Dear time,
can you fucking stop for like 2 minutes so i can read my dash.
i’ll get ready for bed soon i promise.
LOL
kendryjaser:
TUMBLR IS DOWN OH NO!!!
…….Everyone just goes to facebook.
TUMBLR IS BACK!
……..Iight, peace bitch.
lmao very true. i go on facebook and i get a notice from marleydis.. i’m like “hmm this is weird” i check tumblr, its down. “ahh i get it now”. then marleydis stops sending notifications.. check tumblr. back on..”of course”..
yeaah
Butter beer is the most disgusting thing I have...
monica-boa:
imayday:
monica-boa:
;)
LMFAO xD I’m kidding, dear. I didn’t even try it :p
awh damn. you should.
Butter beer is the most disgusting thing I have...
monica-boa:
;)
so the racist jokes begin.
0sv4ld0:
0sv4ld0:
imayday:
What’s the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps.
Why did alot of black people die at vietnam?
When they were ordered to get down, they sprung up and started dancing.
Why do spics drive lowriders? So they can drive while they pick strawberries.
What do you call a bunch of black people on the moon?
New moon
What do...
so the racist jokes begin.
0sv4ld0:
imayday:
What’s the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps.
Why did alot of black people die at vietnam?
When they were ordered to get down, they sprung up and started dancing.
Why do spics drive lowriders? So they can drive while they pick strawberries.
so the racist jokes begin.
What’s the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps.
I've had this thing for kissing lately. I just...
Yo.
we need to make out.
like,
now.
i claimed you first. i swear i claimed you first.
but i guess i’ll wait my skipped turn.
i tried for you. Goddamn did i try for you.
but i guess my best was not good enough.
that is all
goodbye.
monsterjitt:
Me Gusta. <3
mama like.
laurararara:
shakira took her top off. life is made.
you were there..?
she didnt take it off.
she ripped that shit off.
Ghosts n' stuff
Les photos de Universals. :3
monsterjitt:
Oh hi, i look awkward and fat and a mess.
Okay, cool. :3 idgaf. :D
i love thee, akward, (NOT) fat, a mess, and all
OH,yet another thing that made my day
apparently i am “really good” at playing flute.
{:
I FUCKING HATE BRACES
i just got them tightened.
these bitches hurt so fucking hard.
there’s no soup in the house so i’m waiting for my parents to come back home from far away fuckland with some spaghetti o’s.
I. AM. STARVING.!
If a woman's ring finger is longer than her index...
monsterjitt:
aycamibabaloo:
fuckyeahshantally:
monicaivette:
Man, I love studying for Psychology.
lol. hey look.
well guess that explains alot xD
Oh ..
Shit.
fuuuck
lionstigersandbears-ohmy asked: Where is this mini halloween thing??
I also found this.. and i decided "why not.."
So today was bad ass.
monsterjitt:
Issi gave me and Kendry a ride to school, and we didnt have to walk.
I didn’t have to dress out for Dance class.
I got switched out of AP Stats.
Went on a Halloween adventure with Mayda and Jose.
Got so much candy. :3
Henna tattoos
A Garter belt.
And keychains for my phone.
<3
mama likee
i like covers, but covers from an OLD song. like Weezer made a cover for “Mrs Robinson” by Simon and Garfunkel…
not something that recently came out and someone is making a cover of it right away.
“I’ve been waiting so long for these words to come out, it’s practically all I’ve been thinking about. So thank you for finding the words i couldn’t find on my own. Now I’m not alone”
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn't answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light... But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
.
.
That student was Albert Einstein.
-theburiedlife-:
Before i die i want to make an impact on someone else’s life.
Glowsticks
0sv4ld0:
imayday:
up the asshole.
and pure techno
tonight, is going to be the shit.
Woah mayda, didn’t know you liked stuff up your ass. O_O
lmao henry, i mean there’s a lot
Glowsticks
up the asshole.
and pure techno
tonight, is going to be the shit.
Halloween horrornights.
T minus 4 and a half hours.
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Would like a sandwich
Yesterday at the game, we got the whole harmony...
lmfaoo, nickelodeon is ACTUALLY offline
win
