also if one sets the iGoogle theme to the “Beach” option, then at 3:14 AM every morning, the Loch Ness Monster surfaces for 1 minute, then at 3:15 dives back under. The reason for the timing of 3:14 is rumored to be a tribute to the number pi. Additional 3:14 eggs include the “Seasonal Scape” showing off the Northern Lights, the “City Scape” with UFOs, the “Spring Scape” with a monster, and the “Tea House” that has spirits in the mist.
I wish that I will someday move to England. Fall in love with a gorgeous english man. who then turns out to be a prince. Have a beautiful royal wedding. and be the envy of every other girl in the planet. then someday become a queen.
Mientes, me haces dano y luego te arrepientes Ya no tiene caso que lo intentes No me quedan ganas de sentir Llegas cuando estoy a punto de olvidarte Busca tu camino en otra parte Mientras busco el tiempo que perdi Que hoy estoy mejor sin ti
Mom, I don't do drugs, I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't party, I don't stay out til 3 am on a weekday. I don't skip class, but I don't make you proud either. You're always nagging at me because I'm not focused, because I'm chatting to a friend while completing my homework. I'm not fucking perfect, there's kids worse than me, why can't you see that? I'm never mad at you, I'm just mad at myself for displeasing you. I'm sorry.
Guys are assholes. If you argue with him, you’re hard-headed. If you’re quiet, you don’t care. If you call him, you’re too clingy crazy. If he calls you, he says you should be happy. If you don’t love him, he’ll try to win you. When you do love him, he leaves. If you don’t fuck him, you’re a tease. If you do, you’re easy. You tell him your problems, he says you’re irritating. If you don’t, he says you don’t trust him. If you lecture him, you just want to argue. If he lectures you, it’s because he ‘cares.’ If you break a promise, he doesn’t trust you anymore. If he breaks it, it’s because he had to. If you cheat, he expects it to be over. If he cheats, he wants another chance. THEY’RE ALL BASICALLY THE SAME. Guys drink to forget about girls; girls drink to think back about the guy. When guys are in love, the become poor; when girls are in love, they become pretty. Guys can forget, but can’t forgive; girls can forgive, but can’t forget. When guys are heart-broken, they try to forget about the girl by going out with another girl; when girls are heart-broken, they try to find his characteristics in another guy. Guys wish to be her first love; girls wish to be his last.