May 2013
That awkward moment when you've been alone in your...
sodamnrelatable:
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
tiredhungryhorny:
drake just needs to take one for the team and fuck amanda bynes already
toned-tanned-fit-andready:
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
please let me be hot please let me be hot please let...
mypatronusisapizza:
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
“I...
egg-rolls:
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series
band-nonsense:
tessaviolet:
peachofcake:
tessaviolet:
i’m tupac on the inside.
tupac is dead.
exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
hungarian:
do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
2 tags
ghiralicious:
livingenough:
swimminginmavin:
hurpthederp:
iwillmindfuckyou:
gameandwatch:
kushdrinker:
green is not a creative color
what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif
lets not bring it up
lets never bring it up
Don’t Hug me I’m Scared
what part of never bring it up do you not understand
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
greatwhiteprivilege:
don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
don’t
don’t
don’t
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
dannyrandoms:
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
preteenager:
*smokes weed once* i want to get dreads
spookthempolitely:
when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
